I know a lot of you think I’m crazy. I know a lot of you don’t understand I sit on my computer all day working and I have ADD. I know a lot of you don’t like me. I know a lot of you actually talk about me (THERE IS A MOLE, BABIES). I know a lot of you don’t even know who I am, you just followed me because tumblr bot said so. I know a lot of you only follow me cause you think I’m pretty (it is probably mutual). I know a lot of you think I’m kind of a bitch. I know a lot of you think I am wild and crazy and ridiculous. I know a lot of you don’t believe anything I write is true (sadly, 99.9% of it is). I know a lot of you hate that I leave cups on the coffee table without a coaster.  I know a lot of you want to unfollow me but you’re afraid I’ll unfollow you. I know a lot of you want to send me messages but you probably didn’t get my reply to your last message (it might have got lost, i swear). I know a lot of you think I don’t feel anything but love. I know a lot of you think I’m a hack with an ugly face who is nice to the right people. I know a lot of you think all of these and none of these.

But I’m glad a lot of you stick around, even if you scroll right past this. I’m really glad.

xo